Ask Aunty
She’s back back back after her sabbatical (ahem cough cough boob job cough) to answer your Eurovision woes. Yes folks your only Eurovision Agony Aunt, Sheila Fitzpatrick is back in action.
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Dear Aunty, What do you think about Jedward’s entry? I personally love it, but I’m afraid that people will find where I live and do nasty things to me because of that. Any advise?
Anonymous from Kerry
Yes my dear I have advice. STAY in KERRY and STAY ANONYMOUS. It will be safer!! Jeez you take a few months off from Eurovision you come back and suddenly it seems the WHOLE country has an opinion on Eurovision. I never realised that many people were interested. I just thought it was only me you and a few other fabulous people.!!!! For me personally I hate Jedwards the singers butLOVE Jedward the package. And lets not be snobbish Ireland we did send a bloody turkey already and Dustin as well (relax Linda Martin I love you really…well more the Twink does anyways…tee hee). Going by last year, I mean Lena is no great shakes in the vocal department and she won. So I say lets relax watch the “LIVE” performances and enjoy the Grimes brothers. Christ can you imagine the puiblicity sending 2 blonde twins to Germany !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…But its definitely not a foregone conclusion.
p.s. Put you address up here and let people come down to Kerry ……..Its nice having nasty things done to you sometimes lol xx
Sheila and a Turkey
Aunty, Are you going to Dusseldorf this year? Will it be with bells and ribbons on as well?
John form Cork
John who have you been talking to! Its true I am going to Dusseldorf and yes it will be with bells, ribbons, make up false breasts and eye lashes and pretty much anything else I can get on my person to get me noticed……….If I dont get to sing backing vocals and sit in the green room I will vomit………..I mean who wouldn’t want Madoona Lucia and myself up there oooohhhhhiinnnnnnng and aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhiiing our cold balck hearts out for all of europe to see………I think we would fit really well in with the Vard sisters dont you. ???? its also (on the qt) my 21st birthday.
Dusseldorf, are you ready?
Ahem… So muti parties for the week I am there, we have a gaggle of people going from Limerick including …gays/lesbians/fag bangles/curios a few alco’s and down right weirdos ( I love you dearly Sarah Jane Lynch but your a weirdo ). So if Ireland dont make the left hand side of the score board on saturday night…they will have the Limerick contingent to deal with and that aint pretty……I mean have you seen Madonna Lucia at the end of a night -Frightening. I am really lookign forward to it…..Pity we are staying in a shed though……….Geez the price of a bed in Dusseldorf is scandalous.
If you could bring back one country, or get a new country to join Eurovision which one would it be?
Alan, UK
Oh toughie. Alan I am so thrilled italy are back but a class of raging they got straight into the final. I bet you the Russians are furious. But all things considered I think Luxembourg were good in their day and lets be honest nobody really knows them for anything else or even where it is other then Eurovision and would you ever feck off with the new countries, havent we enough of em? T’would be funny though to have some of the midlle east countries in like the Lebanon or Syria, can u imagine the stand off between them and the Israelis at the venue. T’would be like Tipp and Cork in the hurling !!!!!!!!!
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Comments (6)
Nice to have you back Aunty Sheila even if I do have to strangle you for some of your views!
Thanks Amnesia love………we will have to have fisticuffs some night xx
Don’t mind him Sheila, the barring order that Linda Martin has in place proves it all.
LINDA MARTIN HAS A BARRING ORDER AGAINST A FAN……..I DOUBT IT tee hee
I’d say you have more than one baring order Sheila! & I’d say Linda Martin was the only woman to take one out!
As for you turncoat Frank…do you want to start an in house war? lol
I’m just nurturing natural competition amongst people….