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Aunties back Darlings!!! She took time out of her busy schedule of flash dances and packing her wigs for Oslo to answer your questions. Don’t you feel special you lucky lucky people

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Stephen from Cork.

My question is if you could choose to have 5 Eurovision  stars at a dinner party, (living or dead), that you would throw (which would no  doubt be spectacular, 3 courses), who would they be, why  and what would you cook?

Hi Stephen ………….Am glad you said would be spectacular……NO Doubt

And 5 is too small for my Eurovision dinner party so I would ask a few more

1  Sertab Erener from Turkey……Cos she is tiny and wouldn’t take up too much space.

2. Charlotte Nielson/Perille from Sweden……..Cos she “smiles” all the time

3. Dana International from Israel…………..No explanation needed

4. Angelica Agurbash from Belarus………….The only other woman I know who can match me for costume changes

5. Ramon from Spain……………………..Shirtless and serving the drinks.

6.Lena Phillipson and Carola ……………Just to see the Swedish Diva catfight

7. Verka ………………………..Just to tell her to GET OFF MY LOOK BITCH !!!!!!

8. Dustin the Turkey………….We will  put a sign around his neck labelled “what were we thinking “

9. Masha and Pascha from Kiev 2005 the funniest and drollest hosts ever…..” I am close to heart attack” CLASSIC

10. Lordi from Finland to keep everyone distracted whilst I take Sakis from Greece upstairs to show him my”Shake Shake Shake”moves ….and hopefully this is our night ….ahem !!!

As for food with that “pot pourri” of Eurovision greatness I would not be cooking….Champagne and Strawberries all the way.

Would love to invite Chiara from Malta but am afraid there would be no table big enough for both her and me….tee hee !!!!

Yet another Stephen from Cork (What are we doing, breeding  clones down here?)

Will Ireland ever win Eurovision again?

Ahhh Stephen you fabulously curious Euro freak..In a nutshell of course we will !!!!!

Have faith To be honest up to 2007 I though we would never again get to the top

But after the shennanigans of Ukraine with Wild Dances and the Lordi Monsters from Finland I thought the contest was going down the road of just performance and what the viewers see rather then hear (although I thought both of those entries were good ones)

However in 2007 a fantastic singer with an uber fabulous ballad from Serbia bought the contest back to basics Excellent singer excellent song I know the Serbs got some highly partisan votes from neighbours etc and the songs  staging definitely helped them but you have to admit it was an uplifting song and deffo one of my favourite winners EVER The ballad has made a spectacular come back…….

Look at Iceland last year Again a fantastic entry and in my eyes probably would have been a  better winner then the fiddle playing Belarusian I think we in Ireland lost the run of ourselves in 2004-2008 with our less then worthy entries (although I loved Donna and Joe)I think in 2009 with Black Daisy we are getting it right again and this year …..well what can I say Excellent singer excellent song.

We have our best chance this year in a long time and if Niamh performs well which I am sure she will , we get a good draw in the final and are kept away from the Norwegian entry ….do not be a bit surprised to be hearing Niamh opening next years show in the 02 (or Thomond Park).

John from Birmingham

Dear Sheila, I want to be able to dance like Måns Zelmerlöw, I would ask for dancing lessons off of him but the barring order says I cannot get within 100 feet of him. What’s a boy to do?

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Dear John a barring order wouldn’t stop me getting near that sexy little “MANS”…..YUMMY………….and I am surprised you being from Birmingham letting a little thing like that get in the way….you brummies are normally very “resourceful”..Believe me I know !!!!

But fret not young John….here are my top tips for getting up close and personal with Mr Zemlerlow.

1. Wash your wig
2. Put on your slap
3. Get your stilettos out from the back of the wardrobe
4. Put on your most fabulous dress
5. Bring your portable wind machine and set it on “hurricane force” and get yourself over the Mans house
6. Pretend you are Carola and that you want to do a duet for next years Melodifestivalen
7. Within no time I am sure you will be doing a fantastic 2 step together

Well that’s what happened to Andreas Johnson allegedly.

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